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i ♥ cynta
♥ you're my kind of attention
because this is NOT your blog.
If you hate me, dun waste ur tyme readin.
lurve me do stay & read. if not. gudbye =)
♥ too good , to deny it
♥i believe im nt ur average kind of gf
♥im Legally 19
♥turn a yr older on 8 sePt
♥ indulge with my love
♥ Cam-Whoring is my PASSION
♥& oh yes , i prefer to be myself
Thank you
attached to this hot guy ♥Haadii.
♥sexylove since 080907
and still embracin it!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 / 11:26:00 PM
.Hilarious! Read it =).
Well this bout a relationship b4 & after. Funnie =) Gud kind of entertaiment.
Bila jumpa ;
Before : Sayang, i miss you so much! *hug*
After : Dah jom, jalan uh.
Bile lambat sepuluh minit ;
Before : Ala, tkpe, lambat sekejap je.
After : You ni lambat betul uh, you jalan ker buat jalan?
Suruh angkatkan beg ;
Before : You penat ke? Mari sini, i bawakkan you, kecian my sayang..
After : Beg sendiri pun malas nak bawak, lain kali jangan bawak uh!
Pakaian ;
Before : Cute lah you pakai macam gini.
After : Ape fashion ni? Tak lawa langsung. Tak kene dengan you.
Make-Up ;
Before : Cantiknye my sayang nari ni.
After : Ni make-up ke tepung gomak? Asik nak make-up make-up je.
Dinner ;
Before : Kite makan dekat restoran tu k. Mahal pun tkpe, sekali sekale je.
After : Mak oi! Mahal pe! Kite makan mee goreng mama pun cantik.
Manja-Manja ;
Before : Manjenya my sayang ni. Macam nak gigit you tau.
After : Oi! Tak tau malu ke? Ni kan public, nanti orang tengok uh.
Terjatuh ;
Before : Sayang, you okay tak? Mari sini i tolong you..
After : Jalan betul betul lah, you potek ke? Batu besar besar pun boleh terjatuh.
Merajok ;
Before : Yelah yelah, i mengalah. mintak maaf k? sini, nak hug tak? *smiles*
After : Eh eh, you punye salah, i kena pujuk? Ape logic ni? Sudah lah, nak majok, majok uh! Tak kuasa i nak pujuk.
Berkepit ;
Before : Sini sayang, pimpin tangan i kuat kuat, nanti mat mat lain kacau you.
After : Eh, lepas lah tangan sekejap. Rimas lah i. Tangan i pun nak freedom tau.
Masakan ;
Before : Sedap lah you masak ( Walaupun tak sedap )
After : Ni nasi lemak ke nasi basi? Mak you tak ajar masak ke?
Shopping ;
Before : Nanti bile i dah dapat gaji, kita shopping k sayang? I beli ape saje you nak.
After : Tu lah, dulu tak nak blaja rajin rajin. Sekarang nak carik keje pun susah. Ni macam, no shopping for a year, paham?
Bayar dinner ;
Before : Tkpe, hari ni makanan on me, i bayarkan semua k.
After ; Eh, tolak half-half lah duit. Takkan i bayar semua? You pun makan jugak pe.
Jumpa MakBapak ;
Before : You takmu segan segan k, mak bapak i, dua dua baik.
After : Dah berape kali datang pun, masih segan? Dorang tak makan orang lah. Datang je lah.
Malam Malam Otp ;
Before : Tkpe, i boleh teman you sampai pagi.
After : I penat lah you, satu hari i keje/skolah tau. Pegi telefon orang lain uh k..
Tak reply message ;
Before : Sorry sorry, lain kali i tak buat lagi k sayang?
After : Alah, i silent kan handphone lah. Tu pun nak marah..
Off Handphone ;
Before : Sayang, jangan off handphone lah. Nanti nak call you susah tau.
After : Oi! Suka suka pe off handphone? Jangan off lah! Orang nak call you pun susah.
Bila nak letak telefon ;
Before : Bye sayang, muaks, i miss you so much( padahal tadi baru jumpa ) i love you.
After : Ah okay, bye. ... Tak boleh, kawan i ade lah. Bye uh!